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GP prescribes ecstasy to miserable twat

A POST office worker from Kings Lynn has been prescribed ecstasy to stop him complaining about everything.

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iPad 3 to be obsessed with prostitutes

THE latest version of Apple’s tablet computer will have the personality of a syphilitic Victorian judge, it has emerged.

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