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Half of adults to be obese by 2050, unless a hero saves them with a depression and world war

MORE than 50 per cent of all adults will be obese by 2050, unless a visionary can engender a worldwide depression followed by global conflict. 

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New couple desperately wondering when they can stop doing everything together

A YOUNG couple who share every activity are each independently desperate to do stuff away from that other bastard for a change. 

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