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Hangovers now include terrifying existential dread, discover over-35s

ONCE you are over 35 hangovers become a bleak psychological prison of paranoia and depression, it has been confirmed.

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Slightly insane woman to compete with completely insane man

THE next president of America will be either partially or completely insane, it has been confirmed.

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