Has your cat got coronavirus or is it just an arsehole?

IF your cat is behaving in a strange, antisocial way, it may have coronavirus or could just be a selfish little bastard as usual. Take the test: 

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Leicester man holidaying in Spain all out of f**king options

A MAN from Leicester on holiday in Spain has admitted he is all out of f**king ideas about what to do next. 

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