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'Have a wank': The five things men hear when they listen to their bodies

BEING in tune with your body means you hear and understand its needs. Which, as a man, usually fall into these five categories: 

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Why I, a married man, would not judge you for having an affair with me

By Tom Logan, aged 46 and discreet

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