Have you got a totally lame addiction?

IT’S currently normal to claim you’ve got an addiction when really it’s just something you like doing. See if you are suffering from any of these bullshit addictions.

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Incredibly picky girlfriend refuses to have sex under filthy duvet

A MAN’S girlfriend is putting on airs and graces about bed linen that hardly smells at all, he has revealed.

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