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Health experts confirm smug coffee drinking bastards were right

EVANGELISTS for the wonders of coffee have become even more intolerable after scientists confirmed it is good for your health.

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If you're all so poor, how come the pubs are so bloody full? by Philip Hammond

BY PHILIP HAMMOND

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