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Horse 'basically a tall cow'

A HORSE is really just a cow with elongated legs, it has emerged.

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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Aquarius (20 JAN-19 FEB) Roses are red, due to anthocyanins in the petals. Violets are blue, like some heavy metals. Who says science can’t be romantic?

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