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Hospitals not on fire yet, insists May

THERESA May has reminded everyone that the NHS has yet to burn to the ground.

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Brexiters still expecting 'clarity' from absolute shyster

BREXITERS are still expecting clarity from an absolute shyster you could not trust to do anything, it has emerged.

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