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How to feign concern for the NHS: a guide for Tories

ARE you just so worried about the state of the NHS you’re considering the unthinkable, like privatising it? Here’s how to show it: 

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Air fryer is third member of couple's relationship

A COUPLE have announced that their relationship now involves a third party: their air fryer. 

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