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How to shut up a friend who's training for the London marathon

IT’S less than a week away, and your mate who’s running it believes you need a full rundown of their marathon training schedule. Here’s how to shut that down:  

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Britain must learn maths so we never again have another Truss

THE government has outlined plans to teach every teenager maths so we never again have anyone as innumerate as Liz Truss in our country. 

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