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I drink fewer than 14 units of alcohol a week, and other lies you tell your GP

DOCTORS ask a lot of difficult questions that make you feel like a chubby, ailing waster. Here’s how to lie your way to health.

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Paying for things while on the phone: crimes that deserve a 10-year jail sentence

THEY should be locking up the real criminals, and the real criminals are anyone guilty of these: 

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