I have my own plan for slimming down the fat unemployed, and it's needlessly sadistic

By Helen Archer, judgemental taxpayer and size eight

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The Starship Troopers shower scene: The least sexy tit-shots in films

BOOBS are usually a quick, easy way to get eyes staring at screens, but these films treated them as though they are nothing more than anatomy: 

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