We only need four hours' sleep, say very tired liars

ANYONE who claims they only need four hours sleep a night is a lying tired bastard, it has been confirmed.

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The Mash guide to the will of the British people

LEAVE voters insist Brexit must happen due to the will of the people, but what other stupid things have the British people voted for?

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