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I'm better than you, because I swim at a lido

By Mary Fisher, who was just posting on social media that she was off to the lido actually

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Five things that should be banned in pubs before vertical drinking

THERE’S a row over whether standing in pubs, or ‘vertical drinking’, should be banned. But there are plenty of other irritations to ban first, like these. 

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