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Immigration Laws Fuelling Rise In Insane Brain Surgeons

MORE than half the foreign surgeons allowed into the UK are insane and intent on undertaking crazy brain-swapping experiments, it has emerged.

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Owen Out With Ovary Strain

Manchester United striker Michael Owen will be out for six weeks after straining his left ovary.

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