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'Instead of paracetamol, pregnant women should light up a soothing cigarette'

PREGNANT women in the US have been advised that instead of taking dangerous, untested paracetamol, they should turn to harmless tobacco. 

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Mum telling story skilfully makes ethnicity of everyone involved relevant

A MOTHER recounting an incident to her adult daughter ingeniously included not just the race or religion of each character, but made it a key feature.

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