Juggling knives and other things it's best not to do today

TODAY sees nurses hold the biggest strike in NHS history, meaning you should probably play it safe and avoid these activities.

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Family gives in and puts heating on and it's still too bloody cold

A FAMILY who gave in and put the central heating on are horrified to find their house remains too cold for habitation.

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