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Ketamine 'works like ITV2'

RECREATIONAL mule tranquiliser ketamine affects the mind in a similar way to programmes about Peter Andre, experts have claimed.

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Greece to be renamed 'Olympikenstaat'

GREECE is to be renamed ‘Olympikenstaat’ following Germany’s first successful invasion of the country for more than 70 years.

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