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Kid perfectly fit and well all day has 6,000 ailments at bedtime

A GIRL who felt perfectly well all day long has suddenly developed 6,000 mystery illnesses at bedtime.

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New football season make everything better for man

ALL bad stuff in world gone away now football back, say man.

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