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Lard back in fashion as a lubricant

PIG fat is back in vogue as a sexual lubricant.

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Lib Dem manifesto to be handwritten and left next to body

The Liberal Democrat party is writing a manifesto to be found on a coffee table beside its dangling corpse.

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