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Leaving a tiny bit of booze in bottom of glass ‘prevents alcoholism’

NOT completely finishing the alcohol you were drinking proves you do not have a drink problem, Britons believe.

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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Cancer (21 JUN-22 JUL) You’re sick and tired of being patronised by your colleagues at work and once you work out how to log in to your computer you’ll email them to say so.

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