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Leicester, Aberdeen, Preston: will the shithole you live in be locked down next?

FOLLOWING rumours that Preston could be the latest of the UK’s piss-stain conurbations locked down after some dickhead opened a nightclub there, residents of Britain’s shitholes fear they could be next. Here’s a risk rundown:

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Burger King's good for you this month, claim knackered parents

EXHAUSTED parents have resorted to telling their children that fast food is really healthy for the entire month of August.

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