Living in England its own form of assisted dying

EXISTING on this godforsaken island is a form of assisted dying in its own way, it has emerged.

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I'm just back from a fortnight in the Chagos Islands, and you cannot imagine a more British place

UNION Jacks hanging from every house. A portrait of the King in every kitchen. A spoonful of Marmite stirred into your tea. The Chagos Islands are the most British place on Earth.

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