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Major life improvements you'll keep up for all of two days

HAS the moment finally come? To sort your shit out and find the new, better you? Will it last until Thursday? 

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Slytherin party conference sneers at degrees in Harry Potter studies

THE annual Slytherin party conference has sneered at Gryffindor swots doing degrees in Harry Potter studies. 

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