Man is tier 3 in week but tier 1 on weekends

A MAN has explained that during the week he lives a locked-down tier 3 lifestyle but at the weekends he treats himself to living like a tier 1. 

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M&S lingerie range implies M&S shoppers have sex

SHOPPERS at M&S are affronted by a range of lingerie that implies they are the kind of people who have sex. 

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