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Man reaches 'grunting at urinal' stage of life

A MAN is horrified to realise he has started making unusual grunting noises whenever he uses a urinal. 

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Five minging things about the swimming pool you haven't missed

YOU’RE keen to get back to your public pool, but don’t forget your hazmat suit. There’s still plenty to make you gag:

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