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Man thinking of dying to spite striking doctors

A MAN is considering teaching striking doctors the error of their ways by dying in the next five days, he has announced.

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King Charles to tear off canary-yellow T-shirt to reveal absurdly muscled chest in tribute

THE King will today hold a press conference, step up to the podium in a yellow T-shirt, then frenziedly rip it apart to reveal a slab of oiled muscle.

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