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Man will never be too sad to have a wank

AN incredibly brave man will never be too upset to spare ten minutes for a quick hand shandy, it has emerged.

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'I'll put it on my list,' and other ways to ignore people's shitty film recommendations

A FRIEND has insisted for the 16th time that you simply must watch Donnie Darko or some other ‘classic’. Here are ways to excuse yourself for another few years.

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