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Massage is the most stressful experience

MASSAGES are the opposite of soothing, it has emerged.

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Teenage love poet wondering what rhymes with 'boner'

14-YEAR-OLD Tom Logan is struggling to articulate his penis-based feelings in a Valentine’s card.

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