Middle-aged man can't understand why abusing own body isn't fun anymore

A 48-YEAR-OLD is baffled as to why body-punishing treats like staying up late, drinking whiskey and eating fry-ups are no longer fun but just hurt. 

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Are you accidentally being productive at work?

HAVE you accidentally accomplished something this week? Here are six ways to take the edge off it: 

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