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Middle-aged man puts back out masturbating

A MAN in his early 50s has thrown his back out during an otherwise routine session of self-abuse, he has confirmed. 

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What my Christian faith means to me. By a masked boat protestor

SHOCKED that I, a man who masks up, blocks roads and hates the RNLI, believes strongly in Christian values? Let me explain the role Jesus plays in my life. 

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