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Millions forced to eat Dutch meat

BRITAIN was awash with vomit this morning after it emerged that millions of people had eaten pork made in Holland.

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Wife-stealers hail Grand Theft Auto V

BRITAIN’S womanisers have begun targeting Grand Theft Auto V widows.

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