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Millions of Britons making extra money as mucus factories

MILLIONS of people are earning second incomes by turning their bodies into 24-hour mucus production facilities.

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You should hear me when I stub my f**king toe, says Kim Sears

ANDY Murray’s fiancee has dismissed her expletive-filled tirade against his Australian Open semi-final opponent as nothing compared to when she steps in catshit.

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