More ambulances used for hipster art than conveying sick people

EMERGENCY calls are going unanswered as hipsters pressure the NHS to decommission ambulances for their art projects.

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Pope insists foot kissing 'not gay'

THERE is nothing gay about gently washing another man’s feet and then giving them a kiss, the Pope has confirmed.

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