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Moron needs free takeaway to avoid getting deadly virus

A MORON who was uninterested in getting the Covid vaccine to protect himself and others has had a change of heart after being offered a free double cheeseburger. 

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'What are you thinking?' and five other questions boyfriends never ask

DATING a progressive and thoughtful man? Convinced he’s not like all the other pigs? He still won’t ask these questions:

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