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New GP appointment system pits patients against each other in gladiatorial combat

THE public will secure GP appointments by fighting in simple, convenient gladiatorial contests under new government plans.

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Nothing anything to do with Brexit

THE UK has confirmed that not a single thing in the entire world has any connection to Brexit. 

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