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NHS Hospitals 'Better Than Being Homeless', Claims Lunatic

SPENDING the night in an NHS hospital is better than living on the street, according to Britain’s most demented vagrant.

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Office Workers Finally Switch To Crack

AN IMMUNITY to caffeine has led to a growing number of office workers switching to crack, according to new research.

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