Non-alcoholics enjoying pretend battle with drink

‘TAKING a month off’ is allowing moderate drinkers to experience a thrilling pretend struggle with alcohol, it has emerged.

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Zuckerberg finally able to buy suit

AFTER a lucrative 2014, Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg believes he can afford to buy some formal clothing.

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