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Nursing Degree Will Make British Hospitals Deadliest In The World, Pledges NHS

NURSES are to undergo a rigorous three-year degree as the NHS launches a new drive to kill people more efficiently.

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England To Uninvent Cricket

ENGLISH cricket's governing body last night unveiled radical plans to uninvent the game.

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