Obese people just need cookery classes, claims patronising arsehole

DOCTORS have been ordered to refer obese patients to cookery classes by a horrendously patronising posh arsehole in government somewhere. 

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Women go off sex because it's silly

WOMEN lose interest in sex during long-term relationships because the whole thing is just silly, a survey has found. 

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