Obeying Chris Moyles Now Number One Cause Of Hospital Admissions

DOING everything Chris Moyles tells you to do is now the UK's biggest cause of accident and emergency cases.

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Coldplay link to unbearable arseholes

FANS of Coldplay are more likely to display the personality traits of unbearable, self-satisfied arseholes, according to new research.

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