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Okay For Babies To Be Born Drunk, Say Docs

NEW evidence suggests it is safe for a baby to be born drunk, doctors said last night.

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Latest National Mood To Be Unveiled

SOME of the biggest names in Britain will gather in central London today for the unveiling of the new national mood.

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