Old jar of lime pickle desperately needs to go in bin

THE ancient jar of lime pickle in your fridge door must be thrown away immediately, experts have confirmed.

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First date goes well after nobody tells an ounce of truth

A MAN has had his best first date ever after completely concealing the majority of his personality. 

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