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Outbreaks of lucidity on Tuesday: Your period as a weather report

GOOD evening, I’m Carol Kirkwood, and this is the rundown of a forbidding menstrual week ahead. Here’s the forecast: 

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We ask you: what are you getting out of the cupboard now Trump's safely gone?

THE president has departed so we can cease pretending adoration and get out all those things we’d tided away, like our consciences. What are you returning to view? 

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