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Overweight pisshead placing a lot of faith in multivitamin tablet

A MAN has begun taking a daily multivitamin tablet in the optimistic hope that it will compensate for a lifetime of strong lager and lamb rogan josh.

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Healthy food choices that will make you feel nothing but f**king hungry

CONVINCED that healthier eating habits will turn your life around? Here are five poncey foodstuffs to include in your diet that will leave you feeling completely famished.

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