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Penis latest victim of shrinkflation

A PENIS feeling the effects of colder weather is the latest victim of shrinkflation, it has emerged.

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Woman unable to snack because stupid boyfriend 'not hungry'

A MAN asked by his girlfriend if he was hungry has failed to give the right answer, leaving her unable to get a snack without looking like a greedy bitch. 

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