Reading Discworld backwards 'makes you want to kill yourself'

READING Sir Terry Pratchett’s Discworld saga back to front makes you want to commit suicide, supporters of unbearable pain said last night.

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Fresh fears for Kate as she wears jacket twice

Friends say pressures of Royal life driving Duchess of Cambridge to edge of the abyss after she mistakenly wears a blue coat she has worn before.

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