Seatbelts and traffic lights to be 'personal responsibility' from next week

THE government will lift all obligations to observe red lights or wear seat belts as of Monday, no matter the consequences. 

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Wearing a mask on a cross-country journey: A fiendish interactive game

1. You nip into Sainsbury’s for a sandwich before setting off. Do you:

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