Secret to happiness is judging people in supermarket queues

MAKING sweeping judgements about other people’s lives based entirely on their shopping is the key to personal happiness, it has been confirmed.

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Woman concerned after noticing 'real ale forums' in husband's search history

A WOMAN has expressed deep concern after noticing a long list of real ale forums in her husbands internet search history.

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